Spaz101: Heya bitches, I need yos help. Someone jacked my new Deepfake pr0n chip. But I know who. I needz u 2 ge tit back.
Pay: ¥ 1500, plus a free VR ride in our new anime room (for up to 5 runners) at Bittie’s Tittie’s in the Nolensville Barrens.
Its a milk run, someone do it quik plz! Light sec, internal surv only.
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